Excited like a kid with a new Kids Meal toy . But bored like a biznatchh .

(Song of the Hour: I'm So Excited by Pointer Sisters)



I cannot wait for Friday ; hahah ! I get to see my babycakess . Ohyeahh ; I really can't wait I am so excited . But mannnn ; imma have to keep those girls away from him (cough*AMAYA*cough) Shoots mann , they might rape him when I'm not looking . hahah , im gunna freaking cry ! Hahahah ; I can't wait , you have NO IDEA !! WOOH !



Haha besides that , I'm bored in science , my phone isn't really working all that great so I can't text , I have no clue wthell we're learning about: I jist don't get it . I really wanna go dance right now , like , danceee ; I'm kinda random right now , soo uhmm OHH I have a joke .. How do you make Lady Gaga cry ? You POKE-HER face ! hahah , skittless mann , not skillls , skittles . Sometimes I wonder which was made first or who was biting off who ? Skittles vs. M&M's . one's chocolate & ones fruity (hahah fruity). ewwwy guyy ; I just looked down at my leg & hahah , like how haila has restless leg syndrome ? I think I have ADD , I cannot , CANNOT , ever keep still , unless I'm totally out of it . hahah I'm scared , it's like I have touretts or something . haha that reminds me of how Khalil used to say Sesira had touretts all the timee , & I decided to call her that , Ohh yeahh we used to call her Mufffin F___r or Muffin rider , which reminds me of Haila's muffin story !! Here it goes



-What would you like for breakfast Donny?

Donny: Muffinsssssss

Thats right.

At Cunningham Muffins, we know that muffins make the best breakfast.

So why not try all of our exciting new flavas.

Rasberry.

Cranberry.

Apples.

Cinnamon.

Pecan.

Pumpkin.

Nut.

Date Nut.

Lemon Poppy Seed muffin.

BANANA.

Orange.

Peach.

Strawberry.

Blueberry.

Bosionberry.

Almond.

CHOCO-CHOCO CHIP.

Carrot.

GOOSEberryPumpernickle.

Fish.

Paperclip.

Ink.

Bird.

Shampoo.

Starwars muffin.

Bullfrog.

Crickets.

Cigarette.

(coughs)Isreali-Palistinian conflict muffins.

Bits of glass muffin.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.Absestos.

IM BAKING MUFFINS AS BEST AS I CAN HAHAHAHAHAH.

MONKEY!

Algero muffin.

Elephant.

Pencil.

Newspaper.

FIRE!!!

Imaaaaaaginary muffin.

Cartoon muffin!

Blood.

What muffin would you like for breakfast Donny?

Donny: I lost my appetite.

You'll eat a muffin, you'll eat it and like it.

So try all of our delicious Cunningham Muffins, at Cunningham Muffins!



Best poem EVER ; ahha another story by Haila I would like to share with the world wide international online web is her story about a certain man

-There once was a man who lived in bandoo

Who fell asleep in a canoue

He dreamed of venus

While play with his _____

and woke up with a hand full of GOO !



Hahha I feel that I should go on with filipino jokes , that's how bored I amm (; And that's what I'm gunna doo foo !

(for these jokes say it in a filipino accent)

-Use "penis" in a sentence: Don't porget to penis your homework

-Use "dinuguan" in a sentence: I try to turn on da T-B but it dinuguan !

-Use "Uno dos tre" in a sentence: UNO ! Dos tres are BURNING !!

-Use "associate" in a sentence: I went to the bathroom and associate in de toilet

-Use "bitch" in a sentence: Let's go to da bitch tooday , becos it is hot .

-Use "paul" 4 times in a sentence: Paul ! Becare-paul you might paul , in the swimming paul !

-Use "tenacious" in a sentence: Don't porget to put on your tenacious bepor you go outside .

-Use "persuading" in a sentence: My persuading anibersary was yesterday .

-Use "deletion" in a sentence: The skin of deletion is crispy !

-Use "deposit" in a sentence: I went to go wash my hands but deposit was clogged -__-.

-(add more later)



These other ones you might have to think .

-What is an ugly cow ? E-COW !

-What is the sound made when a dog hits the wall ? DOOG !

-(add more later)



EXIT + LETTER= Different Meaning .

ANG EXIT NA SALITA AY MAY IBANG KAHULUGAN PALA
B+EXIT=BEXIT-upuan sa likod
C+EXIT=CEXIT-suck it
D+EXIT=DEXIT-That’s it
F+EXIT=FEXIT-fix it or fax it
G+EXIT=GEXIT-maghanda sa tagalog
H+EXIT=HEXIT-has it
J+EXIT=JEXIT-just eat
K+EXIT=KEXIT-kiss it or casing
L+EXIT=LEXIT-lacks it or leaks it
M+EXIT=MEXIT-max it or mix it
N+EXIT=NEXIT-knocks it
P+EXIT=PEXIT-pay it or peksman
Q+EXIT=QEXIT-quickset
R+EXIT=REXIT-recite in bisaya or receipt
S+EXIT=SEXIT-sexy
T+EXIT=taxi or tacit (implied but not expressed)
V+EXIT=VEXIT-vaccine in Filipino bakuna
W+EXIT=WEXIT-wax it or weight it
X+EXIT=XEXIT-buntisin mo
Y+EXIT=YEXIT-”yes, sit”
Z+EXIT=ZEXIT-jock sit

(add more later)



It's almost time to go , so I willll BE GONE !

yeeeeeeh ;D